Wally: Good morning sports fans, I’m Wally.
Dusty: And I’m Dusty
Wally: And you’re watching This Week with Wally and Dusty.
Dusty: As we were commentating last week’s match we were unable to do the show last week. And we certainly weren’t going to let that poncy elf and tank driver fill in for us.
Wally: I’d be careful about insulting Mervyn, he kept that Deathroller you know.
Dusty: I would rather die than let an elf sit in my chair.
Wally: Moving on, this week we are sitting down with coach of the Plastered Rowdy Ignited Crazy Killers, Filson Wisk. Filson welcome to the show.
Filson: It’s a shame you’re not a Khorne worshiping man Dusty, you’d fit in great on the team.
Dusty: Your team doesn’t have Blitzers and I am not demoting myself to lineman, guys gotta get paid. There is also the busted collar bone which keeps me from playing.
Wally: Let’s try to stay on topic here lads. Filson, you’re team fought their way through the Nuln Old-school Brawl –
Dusty: The N.O.B Wally.
Wally: Thank you Dusty. From the single elimination wild card bracket all the way to winning the whole event. Do you think that has helped you prepare for the W.A.N.K this year?
Filson: No.
Wally: Any further thoughts on that?
Filson: No.
Dusty: You’re down for some good old fashioned murdering right?
Filson: It’s my favourite part of being the teams coach. The first part of any Blood Bowl player looking to play for P.R.I.C.K is a fight against me. I’ve killed many an aspiring player who expects me to go easy on them.
Dusty: That is the best idea I’ve ever heard.
Wally: Recent changes to the options for Chaos Renegade teams now allow a dedicated Thrower for the team. Is that something P.R.I.C.K will be utilising?
Filson: Our first game is this week and our roster was submitted and approved, we have a Thrower on the team for now.
Wally: I am looking forward to your teams exciting passing plays then!
Dusty: Less passing more murdering. Two big guys is interesting, don’t see that very often.
Filson: We hope to have a third soon, depending on ticket sales and attendance.
Dusty: Get out and support them. We demand more carnage!
Filson: We’re also looking to get another lineman, are you sure you don’t want a piece of the action Dusty? I’m sure Khorne could cure what ails you, it will only take a blood sacrifice.
Dusty: I’ve made plenty of those but I will consider it.
Wally: Well that’s all the time we have for this episode. Thank you for coming in and speaking to us Filson.
Filson: Dusty, it was a pleasure. Dwarf.
Dusty: Best of luck this weekend, may the fans be there in droves.
Wally: Well tune in on the weekend for our coverage of P.R.I.C.K against T.O.A.S.T. Until next time thanks for watching.