Wally: Good afternoon sports fans, this is Wally and Dusty bringing you the first game of Season 5 of the Wissenland Area National Kup. The heat is awful today, we keep hoping for a change of weather but our prayers have been unanswered.
Dusty: Well the scores are level despite the attempts being made.
Wally: What are you talking about? J.I.M is currently winning 1-0 over Estalia U.
Dusty: No, neither team has scored any casualties so the score is 0-0.
Wally: … you know the game is won with touchdowns, right?
Dusty: Let’s just agree to disagree.
Wally: Can someone bring me another Bugman’s please, or five? The scores are actually in favour of the Judiciously Improved Manlets.
Dusty: One human Blitzer sent off attempting to put the boot into the Minotaur. That’s my MVP right there.
Wally: Yes but Estalia U have a bench so the teams are still level in terms of players but the heat is proving to be a problem for both sides with several playing being too weak to take the field.
Dusty: Cowards, a little heat never killed anyone.
Wally: I’ve played in this type of weather before it is not as easy as you think.
Dusty: That just makes you a coward.
Wally: Ugh, and what round is this? One, oh great only another six months of this. Well at least the players are heading back out on to the pitch now for the second half let’s see how we go.
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Dusty: And we have a tied game at the end of the second half.
Wally: Sigh, J.I.M wins according to the actual rules of the game and not whatever Dusty is using.
Dusty: Nope, tied game.
Wally: No change in the score after the second half, but there were more casualties.
Dusty: Hell yes, there was a lot of hitting but not enough injuries.
Wally: Well the passing game was also quiet but we have the first C.R.A.P game next week so I cannot wait to see some floaters going across the pitch.
Dusty: Hehehe, poop.
Wally: Well let’s throw to Spooky Steve for an interview with James May, captain of J.I.M, Steve.
Steve: *rattles*
May: Cheese.
Dusty: That dwarf is a legend.
Wally: And with that deep intellectual interview that will do for this broadcast. Next week we will have the coverage of P.R.I.C.K against T.O.A.S.T, we will hope you tune in then. On behalf of Fantasy Foxtel, thanks for watching.