Wally: Hello sports fans, I’m Wally.
Dusty: And I’m Dusty.
Wally: And you’re watching the first episode of ‘This Week with Wally and Dusty’. On today’s show we’re going to give you all a run through our favourite teams looking to compete in Season 5 of the Wissenland Area National Kup.
Dusty: There is a mix of teams this season and no Goblin teams, so this season is looking great to me.
Wally: Thanks lad. With nine teams competing this season it is the biggest in the history of the W.A.N.K so let’s get started with our favourites. Dusty, why don’t we start with you?
Dusty: Sure, I think the team to watch this year is Estalia Men’s United.
Wally: Big surprise there.
Dusty: The team has everything you want, four blitzers bringing the pain. Farg Bone Chewer, the teams Ogre will be the core of the line of scrimmage and you’ve got plenty of speed with Manfred and Jorg the two catchers ready to run the ball across the line. I am hoping the teams captain, blitzer Knight Ulman is the type of guy who lets his fists do the talking.
Wally: It is a position heavy line up that is for sure. The coach for the team has opted for a deeper roster over team training sessions, it will be interesting to see how this treats them as the season goes on.
Dusty: I have every faith they’ll cream the Chaos Dwarves in the first round like we did back in my playing days. They looked worse than one of my dates after we were done with them.
Wally: Quality insight as always. Right, onto my choice I think the Cunning Runners Attacking with Pool-noodles are my favourites to win big this year.
Dusty: Eeeellllvvvveesss? The only good elf is a broken elf.
Wally: The High Elves in my opinion have the best passing game there is, I am really looking forward to see the number of completions sky rocketing this season.
Dusty: Don’t count on it, they fold like tissue paper.
Wally: We’ve never seen them in the W.A.N.K before so I am excited to see what they can bring. But High Elven armour is tougher than those of their Elven Union counterparts if Bob Bifford is any authority on the subject. Which he is.
Dusty: Pah, the Rock could take him.
Wally: And we’ll also get the favourite this week from our sideline reporter Spooky Steve. Steve who are you backing this season?
Steve: *rattles*
Wally: Taking the easy choice are we there Steve?
Dusty: They’re my third pick.
Wally: Well there you have it, next week we’ll try and sit down with Filson Wisk, coach of the Plastered Rowdy Ignited Crazy Killers and get his thoughts on the upcoming season.
Dusty: He’s a big fellow, betcha he’s down for the murdering.
Wally: Why don’t you ask him that when we talk to him, until then this has been This Week with Wally and Dusty, presented by Fantasy Foxtel.